Stefan: Mystic Falls... I was born here.
This is my home.
Damon: And mine. Elena: And mine.
For centuries, supernatural creatures have lived among us.
Caroline: They were vampires, werewolves, doppelgangers...
Bonnie: Witches. Klaus: And even hybrids.
Elena: I'm one of them now... a vampire,
and everything I used to feel has changed.
Feelings for him have been magnified.
I can't do this, Elena... not anymore.
I know.
Her brother is the key to finding the cure.
Connor: I call this a hunter's Mark.
The more I kill, the more it grows.
It's invisible to anyone but another hunter.
And I will stop at nothing...
Aah!
To make her human again.
Caroline: What do you mean, you're not coming?
I don't need to remind you
that your miss Mystic Falls attendance record totally sucks.
Besides, you're a founding family member.
By definition, you have to be here.
Stefan: Elena and I broke up.
By definition, I don't need to be anywhere.
Did that sound as depressing to you as it did to me?
I'm not depressed.
I just want to rip into someone's artery
and feed until I can't breathe anymore.
Well, you can't. As your sober sponsor,
I'm not going to let that happen.
Try and sublimate.
She said she has feelings for Damon.
What?
She can't have feelings for Damon.
He's... Damon,
and you're you, and I'm...
Revolted.
You know, I'm gonna talk to her.
I'm going to shake some sense into her clearly diseased brain.
Yeah, well, I don't know what good that'll do.
Elena's right.
Being a vampire really has changed her.
All the more reason you need to cure her.
Look, I got to go.
Be careful and remember,
there's sublimating and then there's insanity.
I'll be fine. Bye.
In what world do the words "tell no one" mean
"tell your brother and every teenage sycophant in town"?
The secret's safe.
No one who knows about the cure would endanger us.
Trust me. You know I want to find it more than anyone else.
Well, then I suggest you find some vampires for Jeremy to kill
before I'm tempted to offer you up as a victim.
And try to keep this one to yourself, would you?
Damon: Where have you been?
Oh, you know. Out.
Damon: Where you going?
Out.
Ok. I see shady Stefan is back.
Please don't tell me that you're still working with Klaus.
You obviously haven't heard.
Elena and I broke up.
Oh.
Got it. Uh, well, I'll be quick, then.
So apparently if we want to find the cure,
we have to find a vampire hunter
who can kill enough vampires
to reveal the map on the hunter's Mark.
Now, unless we want Jeremy to go all Connor 2.0,
I suggest we find a different hunter.
Ok. And?
And I was gonna ask Professor Shane,
but it turns out he's shadier than you are.
Matt Donovan connected him and the pastor
through phone records.
Apparently the two were very chatty
the day that the pastor blew up the council.
Ah. So you're gonna confront Shane,
threaten him, possibly kill him... that sort of thing?
Yeah, unless he tells me what he's up to.
What do you say?
We tag team?
Nah.
I'd say you're on your own.
Or we could just blow it off, then...
go get drunk,
brother-Bond over some tridelts
if you...
You know, want some quality time.
Let's not pretend like this isn't the best day
of your life.
[Door closes]
I'm your best friend, and I would never pick sides,
but are you sure that this is what you want?
Because Stefan is your soul mate.
Sorry. Picking sides.
It's not like I don't love Stefan anymore,
but I can't deny that ever since I turned,
my feelings for Damon have become more intense.
Yeah, I know. Stefan filled me in
on all the gory Damon details.
He did?
Is he ok?
No. He's heartbroken.
Well, what was I supposed to do? Lie to him?
No, but you weren't supposed to let Damon
weasel his way into your confused newbie vampire heart.
Well, he did, and that's exactly what I am... confused.
I need to figure out what these feelings actually mean.
Excuse me. I'm a little lost.
I'm here to interview contestants.
You're Professor Shane?
Yeah, that's right... Professor by day,
pageant judge by other day.
In spite of being absurdly unqualified,
I'm apparently awarding a scholarship?
Inside by the parlor.
Right here? Mm-hmm.
All right. I'll just follow the scent
of hair spray and world domination.
[Chuckles]
He's the one who told Damon
how to break the hunter's curse.
He's also the one that has Bonnie so obsessed
with practicing magic
that she bailed on pageant prep.
And now he's judging miss Mystic Falls?
Jack of all trades or kind of creepy?
Matt: So your sister's making me be her date.
Do I have to do that weird dance thing?
I'm pretty sure that's just for the contestants.
I heard that you're April's escort. How'd that happen?
She needed a date, and apparently you were taken.
Uh. Ok, let's just take these,
and we'll come back for the kegs.
Wait.
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How did you just do that?
Ever since I was "awoken" as a hunter,
I've had all this energy, like all the time.
Jer, I think you need to talk to someone about this.
I mean, look what happened to Connor, ok?
A by-product of this energy
is that you're gonna want to kill vampires,
and you happen to live with one.
Hey, I would never hurt my sister.
I'll be fine.
[Beep on p.A. System]
Woman on p.A.: Paging Dr. bender.
Paging Dr. bender, please.
[Indistinct radio transmissions]
Can I help you?
Time for a little break.
He'll be safe with me.
Who are you?
Why is there a cop outside?
I'm a convicted murderer.
Are you guilty?
Of course I am.
Any regrets?
Only that I got caught.
[Choking]
Whoa. Stop. Stop.
Those flowers go in the back,
as indicated by the floral chart
that you guys had plenty of time to memorize.
Yeah. Thank you.
Now, how did I know I'd find you at the helm of this ship?
Go away. I'm busy.
I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow.
About a quarter to never.
I was promised a date
in return for one of my hybrids.
Yes, a date, like to a movie,
where we don't have to talk
and I can put at least 3 seats between us.
Surely the reigning miss Mystic Falls
won't be hosting the party alone.
And I assume you're not taking Tyler...
not after his indiscretions
with his lady werewolf friend.
Fine. If you insist on coming,
meet me here, 2 P.M. black tie optional.
And I already have a dress,
so don't even think of getting me so much as a corsage.
You understand?
I'll see you tomorrow, Caroline.
Aah! Aah!
Scream. Let it out. We're on an abandoned farm.
No one can hear you for Miles.
Easy for you to say, wolf girl.
You never turned 20 times in a row.
No, but I watched a bunch of your hybrid friends go through it.
Aah!
Why does it have to be like this?
Uhh! Why break every bone over and over?
That's what the sire Bond is.
You're grateful to Klaus because he released you
from the pain of having to turn every full moon.
[Crack]
So you're gonna keep turning until it doesn't hurt.
Then you'll have nothing to be grateful for.
Uh! What's in all this for you?
I don't hear bones cracking.
[Crack] Uhh!
Caroline bought us another day.
Klaus wants to go with her to miss mystic falls tomorrow.
Uh!
So does that mean we're going?
Watching Klaus Fawn over Caroline
at some lame-ass pageant?
No, thanks.
Come on.
Uahh!
We need to hide what's going on here
by pretending that I was the one
that broke you two up,
and besides, isn't it at your house?
Aah!
Guys, like this isn't torture enough?
Can you take it outside?
Fine. We'll go.
Wear a dress.
You need a hand?
Yeah. Please. This clasp is tricky.
Hey, I, uh, picked up your clothes
from the dry cleaners.
They should be hanging on your door.
I really wish you'd stop acting
like you were still my sister.
How do you wake up with a knife in your hand
and not remember how it got there?
It's that hunter's Mark, jer.
It's messing with you.
What if I'm turning into Alaric?
I probably died too many times with this ring on my finger,
and I'm developing an alter ego, like he did.
"Newly awakened hunters may not be fully conscious
"of their actions.
"Their subconscious pushes through
until the urge becomes a basic instinct."
You're not having a psychotic break, jer.
You either tell Elena, or I will.
Fine.
I'll tell her when I see her.
[Beep beep]
All right. We should probably get going.
Need a ride?
Uh, no. Go ahead. I'll meet you there.
All right.
Blue. Blue.
Really? The blue seems a little safe.
Safe is good when it comes to the judges.
She's right.
Gracie lockwood had a 3-foot slit her year
and practically got laughed off the court.
[Laughs]
She got my vote.
Get out, lurker.
Ouch.
Where's Professor Shane?
Check the judges' table.
Red one, definitely.
We've already agreed that the red one's a little bit too showy.
It's a pageant. That's the whole point.
Did you win miss mystic last year?
No. I don't think you did.
Neither did Elena, and she wore blue.
Caroline: Nobody cares what you think.
I care.
See? April cares. Red, right, Elena?
The red is pretty.
And my work here is done.
Caroline: Uh, what happened to 30 seconds ago
when you hated the red one?
What happened to "safe is good"?
Whichever one you want to wear, April.
What just happened?
Damon.
Still here.
We need to talk.
Stefan told me about the breakup.
I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not.
What did he say?
Damon: Oh, you know. Stuff.
The guy just went on and on about it. Wouldn't shut up.
So he didn't tell you why?
Nope, but I'm sure it has something to do
with you acting weird, so why don't you tell me?
You.
Damon Salvatore.
Looks like we're traveling the same circuit.
Professor Shane.
Just the guy I wanted to see.
Damon: So I'm in search of another hunter.
Shane: Hunter with a capital "h"? Why?
Same reason anyone needs a hunter...
loneliness, drinking buddy, fourth for golf.
I thought you said you already had a potential.
I did, but he ended up being
potentially a problem, so...
There's nothing I can do to help you.
Hmm. Well, why don't you help me with this?
Why are you here?
What's in your little lesson plan there, Professor?
You think too highly of me, Damon.
I'm gonna go find the other judges.
Hey, no pity votes for April young, ok?
I mean, just because her dad blew up a house
with a dozen people in it doesn't mean
she should get a tiara.
But you knew him, didn't you?
Because I hear you two racked up
a pretty impressive phone bill.
If you want to know something about me, Damon, just ask.
Ok.
How did you convince the pastor to kill all those people?
Did you just accuse me of mass murder
in the middle of a High School pageant?
Mrs. lockwood: Welcome to this season's
miss Mystic Falls.
[Applause]
We are so excited to showcase
our most outstanding community leaders in the making.
[Applause]
Jeremy: What am I doing here?
Getting the chance to make your sister human again.
You interested?
You have no idea.
Actually, I do.
Who is that?
Stefan: Oh, it doesn't really matter.
All that matters is that you're a vampire hunter
and he's a vampire.
Well, almost.
Aah!
Was this all so I could stake him?
Do you think I want to do this, Jeremy? Look at me.
I hate this. I don't want to do this, but your sister
isn't supposed to be a vampire,
and we need to help her.
Stefan: He's a murderer,
and he will gladly kill again,
so do it, Jeremy.
Kill him.
Jeremy: Stefan, what are you doing?!
What the hell is wrong with you?
Do it, Jeremy, or I will rip the chains off for real.
Do it!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
All right, enough. He's dead.
[Classical music playing]
Hey, why am I bussing your tables?
I said no empty glasses.
Will you guys pick up the tempo?
This is a pageant, not a funeral.
And how am I doing?
You're...
Perfect.
Just so beyond annoying,
I can't even look at you.
They didn't waste any time, did they?
Let's just get today over with.
I can't believe that I won.
I just want to thank the judges
for seeing past the fact that I'm a raging bitch.
You don't want to do that.
Those girls will cut you.
They have nails.
I have claws.
[Microphone feedback]
Hi, everyone. I'm Caroline Forbes.
As the reigning miss Mystic Falls,
it is my honor to introduce
this year's miss mystic court!
[Cheering and applause]
Caroline: We begin the procession with Valerie fell,
accompanied by Dylan Clark.
[Applause]
Next we have Amber wolverton,
accompanied by Hector linsey.
And here's Michelle Cunningham...
Have you seen Jeremy?
He's probably with the escorts.
Caroline told me to wrangle the escorts.
He's not here.
Caroline: Brianna Johnson, accompanied by...
Did he tell you about his nightmares?
What nightmares?
The ones where he kills you.
Caroline: Katherine Wilson, accompanied by Eric hanson.
I'll find him, but...
April's about to get abandoned.
I got this.
Caroline: And finally... Thanks.
We have a last-minute entry... April young,
accompanied by Jeremy Gilbert.
[Cheering and applause]
Jeremy's running late.
I guess you'll do.
You lead.
[Music playing]
Hey, what's with the last-minute escort change?
Where is Jeremy?
I'm calling him right now.
He's not picking up.
Do the math. Emo teen. Open bar. It's fine.
Matt said that Jeremy's been having nightmares
about killing vampires
and he's been hiding it from me.
Relax. I'm sure he's fine.
I don't know. I have a bad feeling.
If I'm not worried, you shouldn't be worried.
Let it go.
I'll go look for him.
Ok.
Ok. You go home.
I'm gonna start asking around here.
Maybe Damon's right.
Maybe he grabbed a bottle from the bar
and snuck off to the woods.
No. Damon's never right.
Damon is sneaky and manipulative and rude,
but he's never right.
How can you not see that?
I don't know, but why do I think
that you won't hesitate to tell me?
Fine. Friend-tervention.
I think your so-called feelings for Damon
are really starting to cloud your judgment,
and I don't like it,
and the thought of you two together
really makes me want to barf.
Easy, love. You're making a scene.
Wow. Caroline, thank you
for making this very difficult time so much easier.
How did I become the bad guy?
Let's get you a drink.
I'll tell you all about being the bad guy.
Damon: Please don't tell me
that you've roped Jeremy into a world of crazy.
Stefan: I had no choice.
Elena needs a cure.
Oh, right. So you can turn her back into
the girl who's still in love with you.
You know, I get why you wouldn't want to believe it, Damon,
but she isn't herself anymore.
Damon: Of course you would think that.
Leave it alone, Stefan.
[Beep]
[Crackling]
How far did the Mark grow?
Show me on this drawing.
Sorry, Stefan. I can't trust you.
How far is it, Jeremy?
I said I can't.
Answer me, or I will make you answer me.
I'm not telling you anything.
What does the Mark look like?
Uh!
I guess I can't be compelled anymore.
Caroline: It's just, as her best friend,
it is my duty to warn her
when she's making a giant mistake, right?
And now she's taking Damon's side on everything.
So being a vampire has changed her.
But being a vampire only amplifies who you already are.
It doesn't turn you into a completely different person.
Very peculiar.
What's that look for?
It'll all make sense eventually.
Whatever. Just hurry up and find the cure.
I'm working on it.
Would you ever take it?
Now, why would I want to cure myself
of being the most powerful creature
on the planet, hmm?
So there's not one single moment
in your whole life that you wanted to be human.
[Pop]
How about you?
Caroline: Ha ha ha!
Ha!
Life used to be a lot easier.
Don't you miss the days of being...
"Chair of the Mystic Falls beautification committee"
and the "director of the policemen's yearly raffle"?
Is that my miss mystic application?
Where did you get that?
"When I am chosen,
I intend to redefine excellence"...
Now, I'm really enjoying your use of "when" here.
It's very confident. Mm-hmm.
"And above all, I promise to aspire,
inspire, and perspire."
Obviously, we found a shortage of words ending in "spire."
Yeah. It's very funny. It's hilarious. Just...
ha ha ha!
Klaus: Don't.
Ha ha ha!
Oh, hey.
How do those two know each other?
They don't.
Paranoid much?
The council just got burned to a crisp.
Some mysterious hunters just blew through town,
and this guy just happens to know
everything about everything.
Yes, paranoid.
April: Hey, where have you been?
Hey, sorry. I got stuck at work.
Jeremy, if you were too chicken to do the dance thingy,
then you should've just told me.
No, no. I knew the dance.
I watched some lesson online,
like, 100 times.
You did?
Hey, what's that Shane guy doing here?
He's a judge.
I talked to him about my dad.
I mean, he said that he never seemed depressed
or suicidal or anything, so...
your dad? Yeah.
You know, I figured I'd explore every possibility,
even the bleak ones.
What are you looking at?
Your dad was doing the right thing for this town.
The whole council was. They died heroes.
Oh, you again. Ha ha!
I must be the least intimidating mass murderer ever.
Well, you still never gave me a name,
and it's kind of urgent.
Listen. There is no other name. Look.
At any given moment, there are 5 hunters in existence, all right?
Most of them have no idea who they are
or what their purpose is.
Means finding more than one in a lifetime
is next to impossible.
Heh. Subtle.
Like you didn't already know.
Oh...
You have 5 seconds to give me another name,
or you die.
You know, since it's generally unwise
for a vampire to seek out a hunter,
it means you're interested in the Mark.
That's probably because of where it leads,
but here's the thing.
Even if you complete the Mark
and you get the map,
the thing that you're looking for
is sealed with a spell only a certain kind
of witch can perform.
What kind of witch?
Come on, Damon. Uh!
I love pressure points. What kind of witch?
Come on. You're a big boy.
You can figure this one out.
A Bennett witch.
Aren't too many of those lying around,
as I'm sure you know.
So none of this matters until Bonnie
is back in touch with her magic.
Between the two of us, who do you think
she trusts to help her get there?
5 seconds are up
unless you just realized you need me alive.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a scholarship to award.
Mrs. lockwood: And now the moment you've been waiting for.
Caroline, would you do the honors?
This year's miss Mystic Falls is...
April young.
[Cheering and applause]
Jeremy.
Hey, where have you been?
What are you doing with that?
Put it down.
Connor was right.
All I can think about is killing vampires.
You're nothing like Connor.
I want to believe that,
and I know I don't want to hurt you,
but everything inside of me is telling me
to drive this stake through your heart.
Why would you say that?
It's me, Jeremy.
And you're a vampire.
Yeah, but I'm also your sister.
Jer...
I would never do anything to hurt you.
No.
Get it away from me.
Jere... Jeremy.
Jer, wake up. Please wake up.
Nngh...
Jeremy! Get out of here, Matt.
Jeremy, you don't want to do this, ok?
That's your sister.
It's that stupid Mark on your arm.
Shut up, Matt! Jeremy, look at me.
I'm human, and I'm telling you
not to hurt her.
Stefan: Get out of here, Matt!
[Panting]
Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it.
[Gasps]
Oh!
[Exhales]
Oh...
Your mom parties harder than you do.
Does she have the gene?
Dad. Ah.
What about your parents?
Never met them.
My adoptive parents found out
about my wolf gene when I did,
the night that I turned
and tore apart their living room.
Promptly kicked me out.
You never told me how it triggered.
You mean, who I killed?
Boating accident.
We were drunk. I thought I wasn't.
So what's with you
chatting up all these old-timers, huh...
my mom, that Professor guy.
That Professor guy is, like, 30,
and he's hot and smart.
You know him or something?
No. I just met him. Why?
No reason.
Klaus: I never answered your question,
if I'd ever thought about being human.
Once.
I was on a trek in the andes,
and a hummingbird flew up to me
and just hovered there staring at me.
Its tiny heart was pattering like a machine gun...
And I thought, "what a thing, you know,
"to have to work that hard every day
"just to stay alive,
to be constantly on the verge of death,"
and how satisfying every day must be
that it survived...
And that was the only time
I thought about being human.
What's he saying?
A bunch of bs about being human.
The sooner we get rid of this guy, the better.
Elena, wait.
I have to find Jeremy.
This shouldn't be happening to him.
Elena, wait. It's my fault.
What are you talking about?
I'm starting to think that when a hunter
kills a vampire, their urge
to keep killing grows stronger.
Tell me that Jeremy hasn't been with you
this entire time.
Tell me that you haven't been making him
kill vampires, Stefan.
We need the map to get the cure.
If getting my humanity back means stripping Jeremy of his,
then I don't want the cure.
He's the only way to fix all of this.
You mean me,
the only way to fix me.
[Sighs]
You don't have to love me like this.
This is who I am now.
The old Elena died when she went off that bridge.
Let her go.
Matt: What are you doing?
I can't keep living here
if I want to kill my sister.
Elena knows that.
That's why she moved out and asked me to move in.
What? Look.
I'm not one of them, jer.
I'll keep an eye on you,
and we can keep this hunter business in check.
Where's Elena gonna go?
I can't stay at home anymore.
Pick a room.
I'll crash somewhere else.
Tell me it's over, Ty.
I really don't think I can do this anymore.
It's over. Nice work.
We are one step closer to ending this.
[Exhales]
We got another one.
Good.
We're almost ready.
I want to leave Tyler out of this when it all goes down.
We'll talk when you've broken theast le.
Ah, thanks.
Just being polite.
Thought you hated whiskey.
My brother wants to kill me.
Welcome to the club.
Jeremy can't live with me,
Stefan wants to fix me,
and Caroline flat out admitted
that she doesn't like me this way.
Think it's safe to say that I'm not so great at this vampire thing.
You want to know what I think?
I don't think I've ever seen you more alive.
That dance that they did today
kind of reminded me of when...
when we danced together?
I wanted to dance with you today.
[Music playing]
[Clears throat]
Elena is right. I just need to let go.
No. You're right, Stefan.
It's not pretty, and it's not easy,
but you can't give up on her.
Caroline, she looked me in the eye,
and she told me to move on.
She's lost, ok?
You and her... epic.
Her and Damon... ugh, God.
There's something wrong with her.
Just promise me you won't stop looking for the cure.
Klaus won't let me, even if I wanted to.
What does he care? He doesn't even want it.
He wants to keep Elena human
so that he can make more hybrids.
He's gonna need them.
Tyler has almost got all of them unsired.
Oh, my God.
Oh...
My...
God.
Uh...
I was trying to understand why Klaus was so intrigued
by Damon and Elena.
He said I would figure it out.
This is what he was talking about.
What are you talking about?
Think about it.
Every time Elena has had a problem,
Damon has been the magic solution.
Caroline: Today Elena was worried about Jeremy.
Who swoops in and tells her to relax?
Damon, and she listens.
When Elena started feeding, who said that she could only
drink blood straight from the vein?
Damon.
[Music playing]
And when she tried to drink from animals?
Couldn't keep it down.
And blood bags? Same thing.
[Music playing]
Name one vampire in the history of vampires
who couldn't drink blood from a blood bag.
Damon said she couldn't, so she couldn't.
[Music playing]
Damon likes the red dress, Elena likes the red dress.
Damon says kill Connor, she kills Connor. elle tue Connor.
What if it's possible?
Damon's blood made her a vampire, right?
It's rare, but it happens
What if this is one of those times?
What if this is really happening?
[Music playing]
Elena is sired to Damon.
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